Astrology doesn’t always have to be serious. In this video the astrologer takes a tongue in cheek look at the Centaur, the ninth sign of the zodiac. Of course, as with any kind of spoof, it is funny because there is an element of truth in the joke.
According to the Astrology Fun video:
- The sign of Sagittarius is the Centaur and while this may seem an odd symbol it demonstrates that Sadge is more likely than other star signs to make an ass of themselves
- Sagittarius has an open and bouncy approach to life, which generally means they are prone to falling down pits, craters and pot holes
- Sadge has a reputation for being accident prone, hence the high number of relationship failures
- They are freedom loving and independent, although others regard these traits as being reckless and not talking direction well
- Sagittarius is a natural born self promoter
- They are natural communicators too – although many would say it’s more a case of them having an open mouth policy
- Sadge is a natural mood booster – but like dark chocolate
- The male Sagittarians are entertaining and friendly
- The women will pick you up, dust you off and put you back into battle – with a smile on your face
- Sagittarians love the fun and romance of relationships
- This is all very well except when you consider that Sadge also likes to play with things until they break
- This tends to mean that they have a roving eye and a lack of moral fibre that sees them wandering off at the first invitation for an affair, a fling or a one-night stand. Then the thing that really breaks is the relationship they had, which was going so well, or so you both thought.
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